#Dying of the light borderlands 2 update#
#Dying of the light borderlands 2 free#

Lilith: 'We can't wait for Roland, because he's -' Tina: 'Here it is - the big boss! Are you sure you don't want to wait for Roland?' Handsome: So, you made it at last! You're a bit too late to save your precious queen, but hey - at least you get to die in unimaginable freakin' pain!' They're probably using her head as a soccer ball right now. I ordered my men to kill the queen anyway.

#Dying of the light borderlands 2 update#

Handsome: 'Oh hey quick update - I got bored. Lilith: 'Woah, woah - you wouldn't kill the queen before we even had a chance to save her, would you Tina?' Good luck bringing light back to the world when your savior's nothing but a pile of ashes, chumps.' If you don't get here quick, my men are going to bust your little queen 's cell and murder her ass. Tina: 'Don't hate the player, hate the game.' Handsome: Yes! You made it to the tower! Now, I can watch from my balcony as you're torn limb from screaming, bloody limb.' If it weren't for her dumb but everything woulda been fine and nobody woulda died!'ДЄs you step onto the elevator at Dragon keep What? Nah man, the Sorcerer's daughter is the worst.

Lilith: 'Did we really have to k,ill the Sorcerer's daughter like that? She wasn't - she wasn't as bad as you seem to think she was.' Handsome: For the love of - you know what? Fine.

So, have fun getting killed by my freakass daughter, I guess!' Handsome: 'oh yeah - probably shoulda mentioned: I kinda only trapped you in my dungeons so that you'd do exactly what you just did.

#Dying of the light borderlands 2 free#

Prisoner: 'Finally! I am FREE TO WREAK MY VENGEANCE UPON THE WORLD!'Д«rick: 'I TOLD YOU WE SHOULDA PUNCHED HER! I TOLD YOU!' Prisoner: 'Release me! I shall show you the way to my father's keep!' Mordecai: 'Brick! No! She's our only ticket out of here!'Д«rick: ' Fine. Tina: 'Alright - roll to see who does the talking.' Suddenly, you're interrupted by the sound of a distant voice, crying out in pain!' I miss Roland more than anyone, but you can't just deny -' Tina: 'And then Roland appears to kick some butts!' Downstairs, six people are beating info out of a Hyperion spy, and you're talking about 'rules'? Seriously?'ДЄfter passing through the Chamber of Woe: I didn't think you guys would make it so far in one session! I hadn't planned this part in advance, I'm making it up as I go!' We need a chance to escape it, or something -' Lilith: 'Tina, back there - you can't just force us to fall into a trap. Mordecai: Maybe she'll know a way outta here.' Lilith: 'So, how do we get back to town?'Д«rick: But I wanna do sidequests and stuff.' Handsome: 'Good luck escaping my dungeon, jackasses. Tina: 'You drop into the moldy dungeon, embarrassed by how easily the Sorcerer lured you into his trap. Alright - get up here and I'll kill ya myself. Tina: 'Sounds like you could use some help. Tina: 'The dragon from the beginning of the campaign approacheth! Roll! For! Initiative!' Gonna put dubstep behind footage of you guys dying and get tons of hits on the ECHOnet. I'm gonna release my dragon on you in a sec, I just gotta get my - camcorder ready. Tina: 'What's that - in the sky? it looks like the Handsome Sorcerer is catapulting in some orcs to fight you! Be careful, dawg.' Gaige: 'Maybe some guns, and a Hecker circuit reintegrator. Zer0: 'I care not for cash, I live for combat. Tina: 'With the Sorcerer's Tower in sight you think about what you will spend your reward money on once you rescue the Queen.'